Ashes sledging

[Rob]

Lets use our imagination and think about what the England and Australia players will be saying to each other in sledge.

I'll start it off :

"Hey Harmy, we're a whole 100 miles from Newcastle, feeling sick yet?"

"Hey Tres, I think theres a bit of concrete on the bottom of your shoe"

Go on, make them funny...

[cricman]

Hey steve don't you try pull a fast one like you did against Bangladesh.

[chyicarus]

this one's goign to be silly but i'll try:

"I'll Batty ye out of the ground"!!!!

[Akib]

Concerning recent events the people involved should be switched around...

"Hey Punter, getting ready to hand over the ashes yet..."

Come on people... lets see what you got about Aussies now...

[RazabQ]

"here comes Jonesey - about to put in an Honest days work" - about Geraint Jones

"reckon he's English?" when KP walks in

"heard he's a fabulous off-side player" about KP

"hey, can you tell if Hoggy's eyes are closed or open?"

[bourny3]

Hey trophy head. To gilchrist.

[shovon13]

"it's only 15 degrees man, not 45." - to flintoff
"seen any ghosts lately?" - to any australian
"your wife came over last night" - warne to any english batsman
and the response -
"yeah i know. your wife told me"

last but not least -
"remember ashraful?" - can be used against any of the bowlers of both teams.

[chinaman]

"Asharaful Aailo" to both Harmy and Lee. Translation : "Here comes Asharaful"

[Rubu]

To Andrew Symonds - "How Many Fingers?" (showing a few fingers).

to Giles - "varer dolay basur pordan" (can someone transilate this?)

To Warne - "You are a free man now, why wasting your time here bowling ...... "

to any english man - "I dont get it, why did they made us carry the ashes cup all the way here. bring it, take it back, lots of work you know."

Edited on, June 28, 2005, 1:59 AM GMT, by Rubu.

[Hatebreed]

hahahaha this is really funny! my fav ones are:

"your wife came over last night" - warne to any english batsman
and the response -
"yeah i know. your wife told me"

To Andrew Symonds - "How Many Fingers?" (showing a few fingers).


anyway, heres some from me-

to ponting - 'stop chewing gum the smell is comin out ur butt'

to mcgrath - 'hey! u look like the dude from hercules!'

to warne- 'fat boy u grew some hair!.. what did u use? miracle-gro?'

harmy says to flintoff - 'look out here comes ashraful... AAAAAAA!!'

ash to brett lee - 'i bet jet li can bowl better than u'