Funny One Liners

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A thread dedicated to funny quotes and saying, with just one small condition - they'll have to be original. So let the fun begin.

I'll start with a few. Laughing is not mandatory. But if you do, laugh at the humour, not in my attempt of it.

You know apocalypse has arrived when your internet's upload speed is faster than it's download speed.

That awkward moment when you wake up 2 hours earlier than normal, and give a status update about it before going to bed again.

I'm not stupid, I just don't want to figure everything out myself.

I'm not only what I am, but I'm also what you're not and what someone else might be.

You have no right to judge people around you........so send them directly to the executioner.

If you think you're sitting idle, remember you're inside a vehicle called Earth moving around 30 km/sec.

Never walk alone........hire a crowd.

The last one is a bit of self realisation.

My sense of humour is humourously nonsense.

more to come....