Who do you go to when...

[simon]

2 Examples :
...when you need cric Highlights ---> Chowdhury Shaheeb
...when you need chorai links & GIFs (only me :p) ---> Haidar miyah

My queries:
...when you are looking for a thread---> ?
...when you need marriage counselling--->?
...when you need to practice before a debate championship--->?

Answer my queries ,then post yours for others pls.

[mufi_02]

answers
1. thread finder - haider miyah
2. marriage counsel - huda miyah
3. debate - banfan bhai and now windiefan/AF bhai

[MohammedC]

^^ Naimul_Huda marriage counsellor. You are kidding me right.

No disrespect to HD Bhai.

[Naimul_Hd]

Originally Posted by MohammedC
^^ Naimul_Huda marriage counsellor. You are kidding me right.

No disrespect to HD Bhai.

You are absolutely bang on Shipon bhai.

I am not into marriage thing. I am very much scared of marriage.

[Sohel]

-For spot on cricket analysis (in no particular order):

1. Razab Q

2. Ian Pont

3. Observer

4. BanCricFan

5. Tintin

6. Beamer

7. Cricket_King

-For humor:

iDumb

-For intelligent posts on pretty much all matters (in no particular order):

1. Shaad

2. Puck

3. Zunaid

4. Nasif

5. iDumb

6. Ammar

7. Novo

-For pure entertainment:

BANFAN: I enjoy reading his more vicious posts usually laden with biting aggression. Love deciphering his ellipticisms and unique use of the English language when in full flow with many "..."s

-For torturing myself:

MH Rubel

[HereWeGo]

Originally Posted by Sohel
-For spot on cricket analysis (in no particular order):

1. Razab Q

2. Ian Pont

3. Observer

4. BanCricFan

5. Tintin

6. Beamer

7. Cricket_King

-For humor:

iDumb

-For intelligent posts on pretty much all matters (in no particular order):

1. Shaad

2. Puck

3. Zunaid

4. Nasif

5. iDumb

6. Ammar

7. Novo



-For pure entertainment:

BANFAN: I enjoy reading his more vicious posts usually laden with biting aggression. Love deciphering his ellipticisms and unique use of the English language when in full flow with many "..."s

-For torturing myself:

MH Rubel

-For intelligent posts on pretty much all matters (in no particular order):

1. Shaad

2. Puck

3. Zunaid

4. Nasif

5. iDumb

6. Ammar

7. Novo

8. Sohel

[WorldCup11]

Originally Posted by Naimul_Hd

I am not into marriage thing. I am very much scared of marriage.

Really! So who do you go to when you have natural desires?

[simon]

Originally Posted by WorldCup11
Really! So who do you go to when you have natural desires?

commod+ bodna


Achcha,

Who do you go to for a good patri ?

Who do you go to when you are constipated?

who do you go to for rescue when someone is bashing your favourite cricketer unwisely?

[Nadim]

Originally Posted by simon
commod+ bodna


Achcha,

Who do you go to for a good patri ?

Who do you go to when you are constipated?

who do you go to for rescue when someone is bashing your favourite cricketer unwisely?

good patri? CRISIS bhai

[Nadim]

Google.com

[simon]

but
anything related to thread u have to go to Zee bro
and for the marriage coun-selling I was thinking of idumb, Huda bhai is not even married.:p

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by simon
but
anything related to thread u have to go to Zee bro
and for the marriage coun-selling I was thinking of idumb, Huda bhai is not even married.:p

so if you know the answers why bother open a thread...never go full retard

[ahnaf]

Originally Posted by simon
but
anything related to thread u have to go to Zee bro
and for the marriage coun-selling I was thinking of idumb, Huda bhai is not even married.:p

Roman bhaiya r kotha bhule gele kmne hoibo>
naimul bhai holo dating sonkrato bapare poramorsho den

[Maysun]

Q) ... when you want advice regarding creeping out on blondes and brunettes? *cough*
A) Zee

[Ajfar]

What if you need help with hiring a kajer bua?

[iDumb]

Need marriage counseling: Consult M. choudhury
Need divorce counseling: consult sohel
Need counseling on non bengali mate: zunaid
Need counseling on pimping non bengali mate: Shaad
Need counseling on how to reject people: Rifat
Need counseling on how to get a job: ajfar
Need counseling on extra marital affairs: consult your kajer bua
Need financial counseling: consult idumb
Need counseling on surviving and feeling like you are ballin while being piss poor: consult Zeeshan.
Need to hire a kajer bua: consult your heart. What does that little guy want in a kajer bua...some decisions are made from heart and this is one of them.
Need consult when you are not sure about your sexual orientation: go to simon.
need to learn how to get type A girls while being a type C guy yourself: consult magic boy, better get his daddys money

[iDumb]

When I need technological tips: Nasif
When I need sex tips: Nasif
When I need tips (just pure money tips): nasif (brother made 350 k by himself last year i heard).
when I need a cheap thai massage: I consult jadukor
when I want to know how to make myself feel like you are the king and rest of the world is beneath you: I consult crisis.
when I doubt my intelligence, and need constant reinforcement : i consult fazal
when I I need to know how to make myself look like the man in the house eventhough I am whipped: i consult rubu.
When I wanna be cool and funny: I go to asif rahman

[iDumb]

Should I keep going...??? At some point, somebody is bound to get angry.
And when I need consult on anger management: I go to kabir.

[Dilscoop]

When I need a kajer bua... ^^

[Roey Haque]

When you need help with statistics: Zsayeed.

[deshprem]

for trading tips...idumb

[Sohel]

^Constipation: Honorable Ishab Gul Al Bhushee

[simon]

Originally Posted by sohel
^constipation: Honorable ishab gul al bhushee

হেহে আমি একবার বিকে দার শরণাপন্ন হয়েছিলাম

Originally Posted by nadim 98
good patri? Crisis bhai :d

hehe :p

[Ahsan]

to increase post count: zsayeed and Nadim?

[One World]

To get a piece of childhood with all those fantasies of being ahead of the pack: Dhrubo
To learn Bangla being an ABCD+ while enjoying your favorite sports: Arnob
To learn how to fight 'em against minnow bashing in other forums: Al Furqan
To become internationally acclaimed while also remain a peeping tom: Sha Chow