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November 16, 2012, 11:25 AM
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Cricket Sage
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Why don't you directly say that in one word... Begging
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November 16, 2012, 11:30 AM
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Cricket Legend
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BANFAN
Why don't you directly say that in one word... Begging
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Perhaps I should have.
So many bhikkuks in our country. We should be experts at successfully begging for wickets.
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November 16, 2012, 01:02 PM
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Cricket Sage
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Well, albeit Naeem our batters have shown how to miss an inevitable test century. Even after fourth day still dropping lollies measure expensive.
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November 16, 2012, 03:21 PM
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Club Cricketer
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Join Date: September 15, 2012
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At the precise moment of release of the ball, every BD player in the line of batsman's vision should flash the batsman( by lifting their top that is). If that doesn't work mooning it is (all at once). Witnessing such horrific sights the batsman is bound to scream and run towards the pavilion. This synchronized effort might mentally scar the batsman for life.
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November 16, 2012, 04:05 PM
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Cricket Savant
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shubho
How about asking the opposition batsmen nicely?
"Hey mister! Would you be so kind as to not attempt a stroke next ball? I would really like to get your wicket. It would be such an extraordinary honor. Besides, my entire existence, that of my family, indeed my nation, depends on it. Have mercy on us. Take pity. I am appealing to you most humbly, kind sir, to gift your wicket to me. It would be a most magnanimous gesture. I, my family, my teammates, the fans, indeed the whole nation, would be ever so grateful. We won't ever forget your sacrifice. We will sing songs about you for millennia. We will give you honorary citizenship. We will name streets, airports, hotels, lakes, hills, districts and divisions after you. Please, kind sir. Grant us this wish."
Which batsman could deny us this favour if asked nicely.
Job done.
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Brilliant!
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November 22, 2012, 10:24 AM
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ODI Cricketer
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Too easy. Dont listen to mushy and apply his plan upside down. Loll
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November 22, 2012, 10:33 AM
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Cricket Savant
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Too easy. Infiltrate other teams with Bangalis and wait and watch. Not only wickets will come to your feet, it will come in abundance.
Flat track, Highway to shodorghat, bouncy pitch, doesn't matter.
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November 22, 2012, 10:34 AM
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Cricket Guru
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Join Date: October 18, 2008
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Get the batsmen drunk during drinks break. Mix the water with alcohol and batsmen will make your task easy
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November 22, 2012, 10:51 AM
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MLC World Series I
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Give them some Bangladeshi Rum. They'll keep puking
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November 22, 2012, 02:12 PM
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Cricket Legend
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Ananto Jalil chhara upay nai.
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November 22, 2012, 02:14 PM
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Cricket Legend
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November 22, 2012, 06:40 PM
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2019 WC Fantasy Winner
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We need to set up an Akram khan interview on the pitch. His weight is bound to crack the surface further and help our spinners.
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November 22, 2012, 11:31 PM
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The begging technique doesn't work on Sehwag:
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By Sehwag
"Yeh bowling kar raha hai ya bheekh maang raha hai? [Is he bowling or begging?]"
To Pakistan close-in fielders after Shoaib Akhtar's continuous sledging, asking Sehwag to hook. Even Shoaib's team-mates couldn't keep from laughing. Multan, 2003-04
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http://www.espncricinfo.com/india/content/current/story/592425.html
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November 22, 2012, 11:38 PM
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Hold every training camp in high altitude. Fly the team to Nepal maybe. That way it builds up our bowlers' endurance and allows them to come hard at the batsmen during the whole day sans any hint of lethargy.
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The end of Rahim will mark a new great beginning for the complacency free Bangladesh!
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November 23, 2012, 01:32 AM
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Removing Mushy from captaincy might help too so that at least the slip fielder placement can be done right for once
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November 23, 2012, 03:12 AM
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Club Cricketer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nadim 98
We need this man Ananto Jalil pom Gana. Heard he worked with amader ex bowling coach while he was in the Gana U19 team.
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ভাই এইখানে জলিল ভাইরে টানার কি দরকার , সে একটু বোকা বলে সবাই তারে নিয়া যা স্টার্ট করল এখন দেখলে রা ভাল লাগে না ...
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November 23, 2012, 03:14 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by technocrews
ভাই এইখানে জলিল ভাইরে টানার কি দরকার , সে একটু বোকা বলে সবাই তারে নিয়া যা স্টার্ট করল এখন দেখলে রা ভাল লাগে না ...
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ki ato boro aspordha he is better than anybody else
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November 23, 2012, 03:15 AM
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Club Cricketer
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বাংলাদেশ দল এখন ওয়েস্টইন্দিস এর খেলোয়াড় দের গায়ে বল ছুরে ইঞ্জুর করে দিলে তারা ব্যাটিং করা অফ করবে নইলে ওদের কোন মতে আউট করা যাবে না ।
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November 23, 2012, 03:26 AM
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Going with a bowler short, Beg for wickets now....
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November 23, 2012, 03:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BANFAN
Going with a bowler short, Beg for wickets now....
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Even one of our bowlers has turned into a batsman...LOL. We are doomed. Let's play with 11 batsmen in the future.
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November 23, 2012, 04:09 AM
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We could sue WI for a harassment case against our bowlers. Maybe the threat of legal action will prompt them to gift their wickets
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November 23, 2012, 04:19 AM
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Not play...simple.
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November 23, 2012, 04:36 AM
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By one on ebay - there are some great Black Friday deals. Not like the other Black Friday happening at Khulna.
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November 23, 2012, 09:52 AM
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Have frequent strikes/hartals in Khulna and poison Gayle's mind with ideas of insurgency. If we can instigate him enough to start another rebellion, then maybe WI will be forced to send a 3rd string team like they did in 09 --
DM Richards, OJ Phillips, TM Dowlin, RO Hinds, FL Reifer, DE Bernard, DJG Sammy, CAK Walton, RA Austin, TL Best, KAJ Roach
Our bowlers already proved they're capable of taking these wickets...Now how our batsmen will fare against their bowlers, that's a different topic
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November 25, 2012, 10:19 AM
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Club Cricketer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SS
ki ato boro aspordha he is better than anybody else
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After all she akhon Bangladesh number 1 hero , ar mediar shobchaite jonopriow manush . ,
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